I am the wife to one and mom to three with one on the way.
I starting dated my husband with I was 14 and after 16 years of marriage I still think he's very sexy.
I think my kids are hilarious, I would probably be a better parent if I started laughing less and parenting more.
I have four niece and one nephew but a lot of kids I love call me Aunt Kate
I love sauce on anything, any kind of sauce makes anything better.
I despise dressing up. I really don't even like clothes with patterns. I like plain clothes, but wish I had better taste in shoes.
I have probably only wore makeup 20 times in my life.
I consider five or more friends way to many. I prefer to be a good friend to a few than a busy friend a lot.
I love my in-laws. All of them rock. I have a great mother and father-in-law, two brother-in-laws and two sister-in-laws. I wish we got to see each other more often.
I wish toilets were more comfortable, like recline or something.
I am allergic to MANGOS but love them.
Medication makes me a better person.
I don't like to cuddle, not with my husband, not even with my kids. When I lay down I just like to be by myself.
When I was little I wanted to me a nurse like my grandma, then I found out she had to touch sick people and I changed my mind quickly.
I refuse to vomit in a toilet. I am not sticking my head where peoples butt goes.
My mother-in-law and I have never had a conversation in 20 years, but have also never had a argument.
I have tonsil stones.
My dream job is work for WIC or the Food Stamp Office, but I absolutely love my job and the people I work with.
I have three life long friends, Tessie, Becky and Christie. My mom is my best friend. Angela is my friend, mom, sister... everything you can imagine all rolled into one awesome cousin.
Sometimes when I am talking I know should stop but my mouth just keeps moving.
I hate cleaning. Like some kids taking a bath... I hate cleaning.it makes me want to stomp my feet and run and hide.
I plan on taking over the world and no ones even going to see it coming.
